Not shockingly, these conclusions have resulted in the creation of my Summer Plan! which is what I will be doing this summer so that I may make money at a future time.
Plan 1: Bike riding and exercise! I have been riding my bike around the state parks here for about an hour each time I go - which I promise myself will be more frequently. This leisurely outdoor activity, coupled with the hours of training I put in each week at karate will (hopefully) result in what I like to call a 'rockin' bod.'
How will this make me money? With a great body and a face as naturally gorgeous and shaped as mine is, I will be in high demand as a high class escort. Are you a filthy rich old woman who is actually filthy? Can't find a date to that Gala? Take me. Show me off to your friends! Not only will I lift my shirt to reveal where a six-pack may one day end up, but I can hold a great conversation.
Plan 2: Write. Not just this blog. I'll work on some short story ideas to plan out and revise. I may even try and crank out that novel that all writers work on their whole lives and never get published (I said that these plans may make me money).
Plan 3: This is the most practical and, therefore, the one that will disinterest you most. I will help a professor do research on 19th Century amateur theatre! This one is definite and I start this Tuesday.
How will this one make me money? It's a nice resume filler, and I'm getting three credits for it. It can't hurt for prospective employers to see that I help a professor in the NYPL go through microfiche and do research from home and a bit of translation work. This one is money for the long run.
So fuck you Nation's economy - I'm going to hire myself!
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